avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
A woman beheaded her infant and ate parts of his brain in 2009…
Doug Benson please just marry me<3
niggaimdeadass:
O M G
Just a tortoise hanging out with some puppies, no big deal.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
